Alyssa. 24. I am in love with books and movies.
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
(via heyyrebecca)
Anonymous asked:
it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
anon please what does this mean
i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now
This deserves 1000s of notes
[ Photo ID: A screenshot of an anonymous ask still in the inbox that reads “Canadian sorry lol” End ID ]
